STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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