Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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