Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I need water and some morals
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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