i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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