I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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