If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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