She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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