Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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