trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Randomize
