people are starting to question the shark bite story
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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