no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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