You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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