I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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