grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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