dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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