just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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