She is in my trunk
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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