I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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