My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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