My friends, they love my intelligence
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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