Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The power of my boobs compel you
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