your room smells of hookers.
And success
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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