he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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