EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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