I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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