is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The adults are the big ones right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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