I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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