did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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