Kiss
Puke
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Randomize
