thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
