If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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