Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i've created a new STD.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
wow bdsm is so cute
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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