do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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