It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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