I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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