soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
