it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You brought string cheese to the strip club
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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