I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
