my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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