Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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