I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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