Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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