He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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