She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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