Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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