wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
