bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This is my gift to your gina
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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