My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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