You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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