? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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