Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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