Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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