State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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