I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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