Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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